Venture Capitalist Forced to Eat One Gram of Mushrooms For Every Million Dollars He Invests in Psychedelics

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    A Venture Capitalist based in Silicon Valley was recently informed by spiritual intermediaries that he would benefit society by matching his investment in the psychedelic ecosystem with an equal investment in the dismantling of his own ego.

    The conditions passed down from the spirit realm include that the mushrooms should be of the Enigma or APE variety, and that dietary conditions should be imposed before, during, and after the ingestion of fungi to maximize impact. These dietary restrictions included a temporary pause on all adrenochrome and soy products.

    “I don’t know what to make of this – but it seems like a reasonable compromise” said the enigmatic VC.

    “If mushrooms are anything like cocaine, this will be a walk in the park for me” he continued.

    The VC is looking at a 20 gram plus dose considering their range of investments across the full value chain of the psychedelics industry – things could get interesting quick here.